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Larry the Cable Guy lives near me. He did local stuff like call in radio and mc Hooters bikini contest around here for years before finally hitting the big time.
One day I was in the mall and spotted him walking along by himself pretending to be on his cell phone but he never talked in it and was just looking around to see if he'd get noticed.
I wanted to go up and grab him by the arm pretending to be mall security and tell him that he needed to come with me. When he asked what I was doing I'd tell him that he needs to come back to SEARS. When he asked what for I'd tell him that an employee saw him shoplifting. When he protested that he wasn't even in SEARS I'd tell him that the employee was sure the he walked out with a duck call and some stink bait.
Larry is a good old boy and he would've got a kick out of that. I just didn't get er done.
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