Hershey Park is about 2 minutes from my house.
I fucking hate amusement parks. wait in line for an hour for a 30 second ride with people who smell like they haven't showered in a month.
Id rather go get smashed downtown and find the most white trash cab driver to give me the scariest ride home after the bar. they are always in a hurry to spend their $3 tip on some meth, so its full throttle the whole way!
if i can remember it the next morning, i know it must of been death defying!
