way back in the day this chick puked on my dick while we were out camping. like full on barf rolling off my balls. i wanted to be fucking sick too afterwards. she was wiping my dick off with her shirt as best she could, and then said something like "i'm sorry, i'm sorry. its ok, i can finish" i was not interested at that point. lol. it was snowing that night, we had no water, only beer and whiskey. i did my best to snow my junk off, went to my tent and pased out. woke up the next day and my shit was on fire....
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