As a result of watching that video, I have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. How could we have had it all so wrong.
What a backwoods tool.
And for the record, back in college, when I introduced a loaf of bread to a few months of heat by not realizing it had fallen under my dorm room bed, new forms of life DID appear inside that bag. And believe me, I was very careful not to break that bag once I discovered it. Bread soup, anyone?