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Old 07-19-2009, 10:58 AM  
SmokeyTheBear
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i represent this young lady , my name is barry golstein attorney.

My client was simply selling some laundry powder and testing the sun so mr longs children wouldnt be harmed when they played.

My client feels her name has been tarnished by these false accusations, furthermore my client sustained several testicle imprints on her chin from mr long , these t.i.b's ( testicle imprint bruises ) will require plastic surgery to remove.

My client is willing to settle out of court for $ 5 million plus a set of solid gold coke spoons.
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