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actually exciting would have to be this one I had in college in my 3rd year.
I lived in a co-ed dorm on the 8th floor. Most of the people on the floor were like family - exect this one east indian babe who was in first year law school. She was SMOKIN hot but a real social outcast. A couple of months into the year (this is back when I was 220lbs ) the geeks on my floor condisered me a God cause I usually scored most weekends and had several girlfriends on the line. Anyway at a group floor dinner 4 guys made me a bet for $20 ($5 each) that I couldn't screw Mira ( the east indian law student) by x-mas. $20 to a university student then was a lot of money. Anyway the next night she was in the lounge alone and I came in and we started to talk. I offered her a massage and after about 5 mins of rubbing her shoulders she asked me back to her room. There I continued the massage and she started talking about the other women on the floor. (I never dated or fucked any other women on my floor - you use them to introduce you to their friends and you fuck them) - but Mira was under the impression I has screwed all the women on the floor. She asked me how her tits compared to Jennifers - and I told her while giving her a back rub that I had never felt her (mira's) tits. so mira removed her shirt and let me massague her tits. Moments later I was fucking her like crazy. Now this chick is like a 9/10 for appearance - SMOKING HOT - but a social IDIOT.
Anyway while I'm fucking her the people on my floor start to look for me. They can't find me and then someone hears a bit of moaning from mira's room and suddenly there's 30 people in the lounge (mira's room is right beside the lounge) chanting SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT. - Mira asks me what that is and I tell her it's some kind of sporting event and keep fucking her. Her window is open and suddenly people are hanging out over the lounge deck peeking into the window of mira's room while I'm fucking her. this is the 8th floor and it's VERY dangerous to do this. I made sure she didn't see that and then the phone starts to ring. the assholes on my floor keep phoning and hanging up - and mira has to stop and answer the phone about 20 times. She's that socially stupid. So anyway - with all this going on I can't cum - so I end up fucking her for over an hour and never orgasm. we only stop cause she's worn out and had several LOUD orgasms. She wants me to spend the night but I tell her I have to do some studying. I get up and there's $20 shoved UNDER the door. She asks me what that was and I tell her it was a joke and pocket the money and leave. I enter the lounge and everyone lets out a HUGE chear for me, all the guys fall to their knees and worship me like I'm a king or something.
Mira never realized what was going on. DUMB DUMB DUMB yet in law school - weird. I was never mean to her after that - ate dinner with her and such when noone else on the floor would - but she transfered schools and went back to toronto where she was from at x-mas for cheaper rent or something.
That was my most exciting enhahahahaer.
the next year I lived in an apartment and I ended up fucking almost half of the women I lived with. None of them could get it out of their minds that I went for over an hour with mira. I didn't last that long with any of them but i did have a lot of fun with them.
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