In a tiny shack in Louisiana, Mary-Jo has gone into labor and the baby is coming fast.
Her husband, Billy Bob, dials 911 to ask for help.
?We?ll send the paramedics straight out to you,? the operator says. ?Just tell me where you live.?
Billy Bob thinks for a second. ?On Eucalyptus Drive,? he drawls.
?Can you spell that for me?? the operator asks.
There?s a long pause.
?Look,? Billy Bob finally says. ?I?ll drag her over to Oak Street. Pick her up from there.?
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