Thread: Sad Porn
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Old 04-13-2003, 12:18 PM  
MrPopup
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Originally posted by DearAbby
It would be cool if they made porn with sad storylines like, "I'm dying of cancer, fuck me in my asshole hard."

Then at the end, the dude is looking for his chick that loves ass loving and her brother is like, "Dude, she died last night (breaks down crying)..."

Then we pull back to a scene of him walking away into the sunset as the credits roll by. Like he never appreciated the ass love he was getting.

I'm thinking that by putting real life sad events like this, more chicks will get into porn and want to watch just to "see what happens" at the end.

We could do a scene with Matt Damon and Minnie Driver:

Minnie: "Just say you never liked doing ass to mouth with me, and I won't bother you again..."

Matt: "I like fucking your sister better."

Minnie: *SOBS HARD*
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