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Well, like the idiot that you are, you decided to post this on a forum.
If you are planning to kill a family member, then you will become a person of interest, and that means that the police will see this thread and you will be a pretty good suspect.
Assuming that you follow my instructions to the letter, this still won't be enough to get you convicted.
So there are 2 important steps. (1) Killing the person, and (2) Getting rid of the body.
Killing the person is very easy. You need to use poison. Put it in the food or drink or whatever. But don't purchase the poison, because then your face will be in the security cameras at Home Depot and your debit card will leave a paper trail. So get some poison from the garage.
Which brings me to the next point. If you are killing someone who lives with you, then you want to poison them at home. But you don't want anybody else to be there, or to be expecting them. So if you are planning to kill your wife, and she works Monday to Friday, then you should kill her on Friday night. This way, you have the whole weekend to dispose of the body. If you killed her on Monday night, then her work will be wondering where the hell she is on Tuesday morning. And you would have been expected to file a missing persons report by then, but you are still disposing of the body.
If you kill her on Friday night, you can dispose of the body on Saturday, and tell the police that she disappeared on Sunday. So when she doesn't show up to work on Monday, your story checks out and the body is gone.
Now, if you are planning to kill your friend, that is a bit more difficult. You can't do it at your house, because he will drive over to your house. So he will be dead, and his car will be on your driveway. And if you drive it away and ditch it, people will see you. And you can't pick him up from his house either, because people will see you.
So this is a bit more work finding a location. The key point is that you need a place where nobody will see you. So his house might work if you go there walking, or park your car far away, and nobody else is home for a while. So that would be hard to determine. Maybe if his wife went on a trip for a few days, that would work.
Your best bet is anti-freeze or methanol. Both work very well, and you can add it to his beer or dinner or whatever. You only need a little. Don't use a syringe because then you have to get rid of his syringe.
Now we get into another important issue. If you are killing your wife, then you have to get rid of the body. Otherwise, the murder investigation will find out that she was poisoned, and you were the only one near her. But if you are killing your friend, you could put the poison in his beer or in his insulin or in his medication. Then he won't die for a few more days, and nobody will know that it was you. This gives you the benefit of not needing to get rid of the body.
It has to be something that only he eats, drinks, uses etc.. So if he shares his beer, then that is not a good idea.
So either way, you can't kill with stabbing or shooting or whatever. That puts blood stains everywhere. And you can't clean the bloodstain. If you do, you will have bloody paper towels, and they go to the garbage. If the police haven't gone through your garbage, you will leave iron residue (from the blood) all over the carpet and the floor. The police can see this. And the neighbors will hear the screams.
So lets say that you have a body and need to get rid of it. Some idiots here have said to put it into a wood chipper or slice it up. That creates blood and mess and it leaves DNA behind. And you have to get the body to the wood chipper.
So what you need to do is take the body to the basement and put it in a giant plastic container. Then fill this container with acid. The body will dissolve, and then you will take the resulting liquid and pour it down the sewer drain in your basement (assuming that your basement is unfinished). Otherwise, you can pour it down the toilet. In order to not make a mess, you need to scoop out the liquid with a smaller container (make sure to wear rubber gloves).
Now the real question is what container do you use and what kind of acid? Well, it depends on what you have around the house. Actually, I should say that you need to use a base. Sodium Hydroxide is the best, also known as lye.
You need to make sure that you have good ventilation. Otherwise you will generate a build-up of toxic fumes.
Ideally you want to get the lye solid and then mix it with water. But most importantly, you want to add a little bit of lye and a little bit of water to the plastic container, and then wait. Then repeat the process. The reason for this is because it produces a lot of heat and you do not want to melt the container.
You want to buy the lye and the container at least a month before the killing, so that there is no trace. Pay cash, and if necessary, purchase a little bit of lye from different locations. Lowes sells Drain Cleaner that is 100% lye and you can get a 2lb bag. Make sure that it is 100%. Then you want to take it home and empty the bag into a different bag (making sure that it is air tight). Hide it in a cool place. Now you will take the original bag that the lye came in and dump it in a garbage bin behind a drive thru or something.
So after a month, you have all of this lye, and no bag that you have to throw out.
You want to get a polypropylene container. You can tell because it has a number 5 on the bottom of the container. You do not want to get any other type of plastic because they are not as resistant to the lye.
Once you are done, you need to wash the container very very well and put it in your garage. Get it a little dusty and fill it with junk so that nobody notices it. And take your gloves and cut them up and flush them down the toilet. Now that it is in the drain system, nobody will ever know what happened.
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