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True story:
I travel so often and have so many different girls in my bed, I often wake up in the middle of the night and have NO IDEA where I am or who is in my bed. I'm talking, I don't know if I'm in China or Colombia or California, and I don't know if my girlfriend is next to me, some hooker or a ladyboy. It takes me about 5 seconds to figure it all out, but for those 5 seconds, it's a bit scary.
I'll wake up and think, fuck where am I, then I move my arm over to see if I'm alone. If not, I move my hand down their leg to do a penis check. lol
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