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Old 07-09-2009, 10:07 AM  
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Q. Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted by wolves and mountain lions, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

Much the same as the herd of buffalo, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer for example eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient organ. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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