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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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Okay, I decided to help you make your decision easier by creating some quick and dirty visual aids...
First, you are considering the bald look (Uncle Fester, cueball, etc):
Whaddya think?
In case you wanted a few more options, I came up with these...
The Travis Bickle look - to pull this one off, you should rent all of Jody Foster's movies, and study them carefully (or better yet stalk Jody and study her directly). You should also practice saying "You talkin' to me?", in various tones while looking in the mirror:
A side benefit of this look is that if teh pron biz goes bad, you can moonlight driving a taxi - imagine the tips you could get? Just an idea.
If you want to cement your identification within the jizz bizz, another alternative is one that I call the "Hal":
With this look you would immediately be recognizable at trade shows, although you may occasionally be called Tassy.
Whatever you decide, keep up with the new leaner Sleazy look - it suits you well.
ADG