| I'm too lazy to look it up, but there are sites out there selling those kind of items for female-to-male trannies, so they can piss standing up in the mens' room. I'd buy one myself, just so I didn't have to wait in line for the fucking pottie at concerts, etc, where invariably the line for the ladies' loo is a mile long and the guys get in, pee, and get out.
 But I'm notoriously uncoordinated and I'd just end up peeing on my shoes in a room full of jeering men with their weeners hanging out...
 
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