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Snake Doctor · 06-29-2009, 10:42 AM

Wait until his wife gets the funeral bill.

See, it'll only cost $99 for the funeral with a money back guarantee, but there's a 50K shipping and processing charge to move the coffin from the morgue to the cemetary.

06-29-2009, 10:42 AM
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Wait until his wife gets the funeral bill. See, it'll only cost $99 for the funeral with a money back guarantee, but there's a 50K shipping and processing charge to move the coffin from the morgue to the cemetary. __________________ sig too big