Originally Posted by simonsyinister

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

Originally Posted by Young

I went to go see it last night. It was literally like someone was fucking my eyes and ears for 3 hours. And not the good type of fucking....border line rape.

I could drive semi's through the plot holes...and there are numerous. Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards. Constantly trying to distract us from the fact that the story was shit and didn't make sense.

Every time Megan Fox and that blonde chic was on screen I was embarrassed. I'm all for hot chics but there was something eerily creepy about the slow mo's and pans Bay used everytime the camera showed either of these two.

Every minority character was represented with gross stereotypes (including those 2 fucking stupid pointless robots) and that made me literally cringe. I couldn't believe people were laughing at that shit.

Youre better off putting a bunch of Transformers and Hot Wheels action figures in a Vitamix 5000 with your favorite rock album on then paying for this piece of shit of a movie.

I could keep going ....but then again...I knew exactly what I was getting...little story and shit blowing up....and I still walked out of there disgusted.