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Old 06-25-2009, 01:23 PM  
JD
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I went to go see it last night. It was literally like someone was fucking my eyes and ears for 3 hours. And not the good type of fucking....border line rape.

I could drive semi's through the plot holes...and there are numerous. Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards. Constantly trying to distract us from the fact that the story was shit and didn't make sense.

Every time Megan Fox and that blonde chic was on screen I was embarrassed. I'm all for hot chics but there was something eerily creepy about the slow mo's and pans Bay used everytime the camera showed either of these two.

Every minority character was represented with gross stereotypes (including those 2 fucking stupid pointless robots) and that made me literally cringe. I couldn't believe people were laughing at that shit.

Youre better off putting a bunch of Transformers and Hot Wheels action figures in a Vitamix 5000 with your favorite rock album on then paying for this piece of shit of a movie.

I could keep going ....but then again...I knew exactly what I was getting...little story and shit blowing up....and I still walked out of there disgusted.
seriously? Dude come the fuck on. It's Transformers not fucking Shakespeare man. WTF do you expect from a series that's based on a damn cartoon?

Take the movie for what it is... an action fantasy flick based on a cartoon/toy series from the 80's not a literary masterpiece from the renaissance era. The movie is supposed to have a shitty plot and be heavy on the special effects. It's not supposed to inspire your life or whatever.

God damn. </rant>
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