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Originally Posted by Martin
I woke once on the front porch of my house, keys half way in the door still holding a beer can that spilled all over the front of my pants making it look like I pissed myself.. I was that close to getting to my bed, but still couldn't make it. Man I was sick for a few days after that bender. I believe that was after the party for my 21 birthday.
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LOL,
this reminds me of my buddy Paul. He once passed out in his living room after a heavy night of drinking.
I suppose before he passed out he figured he would have a little wank. So there he is watching porn and I guess he passes out with his dick in hand. His girlfriend then comes home with her girlfriends as they were at a club. They all walk in the door and Paul is passed out with the TV and porn still on, with dick in hand. OUT COLD
