Ok one of my funnier stories is this one...
So I'm in Vegas for Internext (I think 2006 or 2007). I'm partying fucking HARD!! Ended up staying up all night playing craps with Grant from Sleazydream and Big E from Mac and Bumble.It's 6AM and Big E is raging hot on the craps and screaming like a wild banshee! HARD 8888888 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! We are absolutely fucked and security is getting really tired of Big E screaming like a man possessed so they tell him repeatedly to calm down and stop swearing LOL! He goes fucking crazy on them and is about to take on the whole craps table LOL! I thought for sure this is it, Big E is going to kill someone and we're going down with him.
I end up looking at my watch and realize that holy shit I fly out at like 8:30am this morning and i totally forgot. So I say goodbye and run upstairs and start packing (while mind you still drinking like a fish!). My buddy Chris who has been sleeping all night takes a look at me and just starts laughing because i am raging drunk and still wearing my suit from the day before.
So I pack quick, forget to change clothes and off I go to the airport. On the way to the airport I am still drinking in the cab and getting beligerant. I had just won a bunch of cash on craps with Big E so I run up to first class check in and say I am not waiting in a line like cattle (and I say that loud enough to piss off a bunch of people in line LOL!) And I want an upgrade!! I think they realized I was just a mess and wanted to get rid of me so they make me pay a small fee for the upgrade for me and my buddy and send me on my way. My buddy is so embarassed he's pretending he's on the phone so he doesn't have to deal with me. LOL!
We get on to the plane and i am still loud and beligerant and already getting warnings from the flight crew LOL! We settle into our seats in first and get up to cruising altitude... Then it happens... I start detoxing HARD!! I start sweating up a storm and my buddy looks at me and says I look like a ghost! I run into the first class bathroom and put some water on my face to try and sober up. I decide to sit down on the toilet to get myself together. Well then i passed out... I was awoken 40 minutes later by a flight attendant asking me if I need medical assistance LOL! I was like "Where the fuck am I?!!!"
She says please go back to your seat... So I do and i see my buddy and the rest of first class just looking at me like i was busted trying to hijack the plane. I sit down and my friend just started shaking his head and goes back to sleep, there really was nothing to say hahahahaha!
The flight attendant comes by and checks on me and I apologize saying i had a very long night and didn't sleep. She says "don't worry this kind of shit happens all the time coming back from Vegas!"
