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I went out to the club one night after drinking about a case of beer , had a couple shots of liquor .. left the club was walking home blacked out ran away from my friends they couldnt find me so they gave up and they walked all the way back home probably 2 miles or so. I woke up the next morning laying underneath a rug on a front porch , with an old lady yelling at me that shes going to call the police , the funny thing now is that i was naked couldnt find my pants , shoes, shirt or anything i ended up running out of there and hiding behind trees trying to cover myself all the way home , i had the worst hangover i couldnt find my way home i ended up running through a golf course where of course people are playing golf and are on golf carts I ran as fast as i could jumped over a couple fences.. i was pretty sure id be going to jail , but i was lucky and i made it home of course i forget my house key and the doors were locked so not only was i naked but i had to get a chair and jump threw a window. i told myself i was never drinking again but you know how long that lasts till the next weekend lol. thats my story.
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