i saw this movie with my gf and she said it sounds like something i would do...
My story: freshman year in college i went to a party at the rugby house after a game. it was my rookie year so they were making me drink all sorts of stuff that I didnt know about. So I'm having a good old time drinking, being stupid, blah blah blah. The last thing I remember is going into a closet which I thought was a bathroom and peeing on the floor.
next morning I wake up and my feet are dirty, really dirty. Im walking to the bathroom and wondering what the hell happened to my feet? I go back to my room and notice my shoes are clean so I figured I'm baffled.
I call a friend and head down to the cafe to get something to eat for breakfast and on the way, the girl at the front desk says "hey buddy, glad to see you made it back alive" and the other girl starts to laugh. Im thinking im must of been yelling or something, so whatever, I blow it off.
As were in the cafe, I see some other guys from my dorm and they start yelling over to me about being a pole dancer. my friend asks what they are talking about I have no clue. Then one of the guys from the rugby team comes over and sits next to me and says "damn, i cant believe you are up and moving, you were completely gone last night, we had to carry you home." Now things start to make sense, but i ask him if I took my shoes off, he said no, they were on when the put me in my room. Im still confused about my dirty feet.
Im sitting in my room watching tv and my neighbor gets back from being out with him mom. He sees me and immediately starts to bust into laughter. He tells me that after I came back into my room, I stripped down into my underwear and started knocking on the doors in the hallway then ran down the steps and went outside.
At this point im scared...
He goes on to tell me that about 15 minutes later, one of the guys at the front desk calls his room and says that I'm outside yelling at the light post and jumping in the bushes. So he goes out to get me, but i wrestle with him in the grass and he takes me inside. Then a few minutes later he says, he hears my door slam and im running down the hallway screaming.
At this point he said im on my own, hes going to bed. Well a few guys down the hall at a different party saw me swinging around on a different light post in the middle of campus, in my underwear yelling at people. the one guy said i was chased by public saftey, but when they made it back to the dorm, i was passed out in front of my door.
I thought there is no way this was true and my friend was just messing with me because he knows I couldnt remember. I talked to the one girl at the front desk and she said she saw me twice run outside in my underwear after 2am. Now im panicked because these three groups of people dont hang out, but all their stories match so there is no way all of them got together and plotted against me.
For a while I was worried that public saftey busted me or I was in trouble, but a few days later nothing even came about it and everytime I run into some of those people, they always bring it up.