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I need a Oracle db where it can hold measurements of my daily cock growth and broads I plow....

I am just kidding read below.

Need it to hold my inventory.

I have my shit in Excel now with following fields:

ISBN - SKU - TITLE -QTY

Need it to import excel shit and need a web interface. Anything in php with msql db??? Its gotta be friendly to use becasue my workers are idiots