Originally Posted by Mutt

I'm gonna guarantee you that if Sheryl Crow had to lick my ass after I had used only one sheet of toilet paper after a dump she'd shut her mouth up forever about one sheet of toilet paper. Maybe she's one of those people who craps perfect little pellets like a rabbit - but she's banged a lot of famous dudes in her time, I am sure Eric Clapton in a drunken stupor more then once splattered the bowl and then hopped in the sack with her - she'd have been real happy if he had only a single sheet of toilet paper to work with. Oh and her last boyfriend was Lance Armstrong - the cyclist - endurance athletes get the runs all the time, you see marathon runners with crap running down their legs sometimes.

what a pleasant discussion to begin a beautiful spring day