To begin their sex-education course, a third-grade teacher tells her students to go home and ask their parents what a penis is. So little Charlie goes home and asks his father. Dropping his pants to his ankles, the father points down and says, ?That, son, is the perfect penis!?
The next day when Charlie gets to school, his friend comes up to him and says, ?Charlie, I forgot to find out what a penis is. Can you help me??
Charlie takes his friend into the bathroom and has him drop his pants. Pointing to the other boy?s donger, Charlie says, ?There. If that were a bit smaller, it would be the perfect penis.?
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