Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I saw this black guy taking a piss in the pub - his dick was massive compared to mine.

I asked how he got it like that. he said he just tied a 5 kg weight to it and within 2 weeks it had streched to the size it is now.

I went home and tried - had weight tied on it 8 hours a day when i wasn't at work. It's been a week and seems to be working - it's turning black.