AssPirate

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Since it's almost Mother's Day, here's a fun list of celluloid Moms that have masterfully done chilling acts of cinema mayhem. See if your pick is in the list:

#9 Scariest Movie Mom ? Jennifer Coolidge in American Pie

As the original, bar-setting movie MILF, known only as ?Stifler?s Mom,?
the buxom blonde gets it on with nerdy Finch. The scariest thing about
her is her skill at seducing the young ones: offering Finch some scotch,
she purrs: ?Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.? Meow!

#10 Scariest Movie Mom ? Barbra Streisand in Meet the Fockers

Most movies involving moms portray them as either controlling bitches
or overly clingy whiners. Things go to whole new levels though, when
Mom?s an outspoken, hippie-dippy sex therapist to oldsters on ?Focker Isle?
in Florida and embarrasses you with fart jokes and grills you about your
sex life.

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