A blind old man walks into a whorehouse. The girl at the front desk asks him "which girl do you want tonight?" The blind old man says, "lady I'm blind and old so just give me any girl you got". The girl at the front desk thinks "heck why waste one of my hoes time with this old man" and she leads him to a room with a blowup doll on the bed and says to the blind old man "your girl is already naked and on the bed, have fun".
Five minutes later the blind old man starts yellin "help help". The girl at the front desk rushes into the room and say "what's wrong?"
The blind old man says, "I don't know, all I did was nibble on her tits kind of hard, and next thing I know she farted, I heard a big woosh, and she was gone."
