I figured I'd post my itinerary for all you XBiz chicks (whilst drunken down at the beach with 2% battery left and no wi fi signal
)
- Rock at mini-putt
- Have been banned from go-karting more times than I remember
- Get lost at orientation
- Failed to clear the wall at boot camp
- Cause incredible lag during the speed networking
- Drown in the datinggold pool
- Commit 329 acts of consumer fraud in a single hour
- Go down with my boat and team
- Show up to rock the ball in my halloween costume
- Attenhd the cocktail party to drink water
- Attend the hto party in a fur jacket
- Get banned from google adwords
- Prolong today's recession
- Win the Miss XBiz crown
- Be depressed during all happy hours
- Hit on 17 during the PPT
- Call every single gay webmaster a "homo spiderman" (inside joke)
- Skip rehab (obviously)
See y'all in Vegas
