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Guy ~ "Hi babe. What do you say about earning $1,000,000.00 CASH right now, to stop whatever it is that you are doing to go have anonymous sex with me?"
Girl ~ "Are you serious?"
Guy ~ "Of course babe!"
Girl ~ "Ok, but, no anal."
Guy ~ "Ok, awesome! How about $20.00?"
Girl ~ "Fuck you asshole! What do you think I am... Some kinda whore?"
Guy ~ "Well, we've already established that, we're just haggling on price now."
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