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An Englishman, a Scot, a Welshman and and Irishman were sitting in a bar chatting when the Scot asks 'What do you reckon the fastest thing in the world is?'
They sit and think for a bit when the Englishman says 'Thought - a thought has got to be the fastest thing - you just think and it's there'
'I don't know' says the Scot 'Blinking is pretty quick - you don't even have to think about it and you've already blinked'
'Electricity is fastest' says the Welshman 'You click the button and electricity has done it's job before you can even blink'
The Irishman sits there with a frown 'You know we were all here last week, well I had about 6 pints of beer and and stopped off for a curry and another few beers. Curry is the fastest thing on Earth. I got home really pissed and before I could think, blink or turn the lights on - I shit myself'
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