Originally Posted by WarChild

Here's a true story ...

Today I was sitting in my office with the beach view and I saw a moving van with two black guys in it slow rolling through the neighborhood. Naturally the first thing I did was call the police but they told me that they couldn't do anything until they actually commit a crime. So I'm thinking to myself "great" while I'm putting my shoes on to go outside and take care of it myself.

So out the front door I go, and sure enough the van is in a driveway 4 houses up. Here's the kicker though, they're not loading stuff in the van, they're UNLOADING stuff. Now I really start to get scared. "They're fucking moving IN HERE???" I asked myself in a panic. I should have known better, nice area beach front, no chance they'd be moving here.

Anyway, as it turns out they were just hired movers for a nice family moving in up the road. You can understand why I'd be confused though I mean who'd have ever guessed they'd actually have jobs never mind be doing them?