It's about pussy, and how I can't get none
I could have cocain cum with a crack pipe dick and I couldn't get a base head to buff my shit
Speaking of crackheads I am a crackhead, I mean I don't smoke, but I got a crack in my head
My daddy used to slap my face around with a brick until finally the back of my cranium split
I took my shoe lace off and sewed it back shut
I wear this goofy wig now to hide the cut,
LOOK!
Nobody loves me, I'll be quick to admit it
My momma said she loves me but she won't let me hit it, I'm kidding
Then you got my brothers, they call me mental case
They beat me up and put their cigarettes out on my face
Ahhh, my head throbs
I'm about to enroll into Columbine and finish the fucking job! POP! POP POP!