| I tried to give my gf placebo roofies. Not to have sex, but to knock her out in order to get her to shut up. It didn't work 
				__________________“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
 -- Ulysses S. Grant
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