Originally Posted by EscortBiz

if you want to enjoy life better here is some advice, everything a female tells you assume is a lie, and that means everything (including that her ex was abusive and her dad use to beat her mom and that she refused a movie role with brad pitt because she didnt wanna end up like Britney spears and that she paid off all credit cards and just has one for emergencies and that she always uses condoms and that she finds muscular guys gross and she loves a little extra fat on a man and that big dicks are painful and that all her hot friends have mental issues)