Originally Posted by NetHorse

Two business men are sitting in their soon to be new store. As of now, the store is bare with just a few shelves.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now someone is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peak and asks, "What are ya sellin' here boys?"

One of the men (being a smart ass) replies, "Oh we're selling ass holes here."

Without skipping a beat the fellow says, "Well I see you're doing really well, you've only got two left!"

Hope everyone has a productive day..