Originally Posted by LAJ

Fuckin missionaries.

So I see two young dudes in white short sleeve button down shirts and ties walking up my steps.

Big sign I put up next to my doorbell "NO SOLICITING".

Undeterred they knock anyway.

Me: Yeah. What's up?

Them: Hi sir we are missionaries for Jesus Christ...

Me: (cutting them off while raising my left hand and pointing to the no soliciting sign with my right)

Them: But we aren't soliciting anything.

Me: Yes, You are! You are trying to sell me on an idea that I disagree 100% with. Move on. Goodbye.

Them: Wait, do you know anyone...

Me: (Door slams shut).

Save someone elses soul. And learn how to read.