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Old 04-15-2009, 01:43 PM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Do what I do...

If I get an inexperienced girl at the checkout, whos costing me valuable time...
I simply piss all over her.

Thats not a metaphor... Im totally serious.

I get my cock out of my pants and urinate a strong smelling stream of bright yellow urine all over her face, her tits, and the till, along with her entire work area...

TBH though... I'm not really sure that this actually helps the cashier get better at her job though, because I am never allowed back in the store again...

But fuck... ITS FUN!
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