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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat
i've read the bible through, and in sections probably read it a couple more times. it is jampacked with lulz. read the book of mormon, also riddled with lulziness. read lavey's satabic bible, it too full of teh lulz. read hubbard's book on dianetics, again lulzworthy. they are the same retarded shit...
fuck. i read the whole lord of the ring's trilogy at one point too, which holds just as much moral value as any religious text. really, why don't we all worship hobbits as angels, hope we die and goto the shire, and fear enternal burning and damnation in mordor? it makes just as much sense....
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The book is harsh - period. Forget any lolz or whatever again unless you can not get past a metaphor. Example Moses parting the sea of reads or red sea (depending on which translation you like). If read as is, it comes off as some serious lolz. If read more historically and with some understanding of Egyptian warfare - it takes on something entirely different.
Even though this thread is not really about why don't we all worship (insert anything here). Well at times we have had just about every form of god or thing of worship one can imagine anyways. We just happen to be talking about the bible here. A book that if someone actually does read entirely (helps to dig past metaphors) would provide people with a god that not many would really want to worship anyways.
Well perhaps Warchild may - it suits his persona.