AssPirate

There were a slew of great sitcoms from the ?80s and ?90s that most of us grew up on and have fond memories of. But there were a handful of characters in these shows who always rubbed us the wrong way, and we couldn?t help but wonder whether they were off doing much more sinister things during the scenes they weren?t in. Here?s a look at the characters who were most likely leading second lives as serial killers without their sitcom families ever even knowing about it.

(taken from Spike.com)

Wilson from Home Improvement

I mean, there?s something that?s simply not right about this situation. Here?s a neighbor whose face nobody has ever really seen. This is more than cause for alarm. He?s always up to some kind of tomfoolery on his side of the fence, and it usually involves some contraption or foreign concept that nobody?s ever heard of. Can you say terrorist?

Wilson is one of those domestic terrorists who?s really good at laying low and holding down the home front. He takes care of business in his house all day ? did anybody ever really figure out just what in the hell his job was? He was doing God knows what, and then at the end of the day he shared creepy little aphorisms and anecdotes with his neighbor.

Of course, we?re supposed to think he?s just sharing a bit of his worldly wisdom with a knuckledheaded neighbor, but on closer inspection it?s easy to see what Wilson was really doing. He was planting the seeds of the apocalypse, one brainwashed soldier at a time. Somebody check the freezer in this guy?s garage on the double ? you?ll find all those missing persons real quick.

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