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Worst date ever - a coed meltdown (a story from yesterday)
Well,
It all started as I went to a bar about four weeks ago as there was a friend of mine from Yugoslavia (Belegrad) coming over.
We drank a lot (he drank even more than me), then he left to the hotel and I stayed over there around 3 AM with MaDalton.
I was somehow attractive and being intensely drunk I picked up a girl, not super fancy looking but big eyes, big ass and very much fuckable. She was drunk and fun and studies philosophy, where obviously I totally killed her with quoting Schoppenhauer at 4 Am, totally drunk.
I wanted to fuck her at the sofa in the office that's nearby, but she was young, dumb and romantic, so she went home after she gave me her phone number.
Three weeks passed, we should have met like two times and then she always had something etc. bullshit!
I said to myself fuck it, not to waste time with her anymore, this Sunday evening she texted me, if I don't want to see her, so I said ok 5 pm Monday I'll pick her up in front of the university.
So it's Monday, I'm dressed to kill, white leather jacket, killer shoes, Aviators, in great shape, driving a red old school BMW that's old as hell but full of power and great roar.
Mel Gibson would be envying me, since I started to work out again and don't drink for a month already.
I see her and obviously she looks a little bit worse than what I remembered (alcohol is the best cosmetics), but still fuckable, so nothing can go wrong!
BUT THEN she meets some "friend" of her, obviously her friend is an emancipated, super antisexual bitch that looks only as bad as she talks.
So I say to myself.
"What the fuck is the matter with you? You sure don't want to take this feminist broad wreck with us, do you?
BINGO she feels bad NOT taking her with us, I don't know her good enough to say fuck off and HERE WE GO making a nice trio!
- a kid from a small town that's easy to talk to, a feminist super anti sexual bitch that's full of issues, and a crazy macho asshole like me
Ok, to make long story short - HER feminist bitch friend started to:
- pick on every single word I say
- doesn't understand sarcasm
- is full of shit and bitterness against men and tries to argue with me on any single topic while she doesn't realize I'm fucking with her
- pulls out topics that are NEVER spoke about between people who are not either:
1) pseudo intellectual idiots who need to show off at every instance
2) know each other for life
- so she's is pissing me off intensely, and I'm starting to get a temper
So I was only able to take it for about 60 minutes, I tried to
- change the topics
- tried to be easy
- tried to explain her I don't feel like arguing about metaphysics today
- tried to show "simple" humor
NOTHING WORKED!
So I got a temper, told her off big time that while she's BUBBLING her mouth and she's full of shit I could have rather SLEEP and why the fuck in the world should I spend MY FREE TIME arguing with a bitch that's full of issues and doesn't know how cock looks like already?
I paid the bill and left, deleted the number so I don't coincidentally or by mistake EVER text or call someone, that was dumb enough to fuck up the date taking this monster with!
FUCK!
FUCK!
Never, ever - fucking coeds!
They lost their virginity at the age of 23, with some total pseudo intellectual asshole student, who thought penis is for pissing and can't fuck and they have SO MANY ISSUES it's incredible!
NEVER EVER AGAIN!
Hookers for life, at least they know when to shut the fuck up!
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