When I lived in LA, we had our own photo studio to shoot models for our magazine ads and stuff. One day I show up after hours and there is this mob looking guy in our lobby. He didn't know I owned the place and I walk in and he holds his arm out to block me and says, yo we're filming right now and nobodys allowed on the set.
I was like Exxxxxxcuuuuuuse Me, say that one more time. He gives me a fucked up tough guy look and still holding his arm out, says the same bs. I said to him "do you know who the fuck you're talking to dipshit, this is my fucking studio!" And he has the audacity to say I don't care who the fuck you are pal we're filming a movie right now and there's no admittance.
At this point, I thought OK this guy is an obvious dumb ass so I just grabbed his arm and pushed him into the wall and went back into my studio.
And to my surprise my photographer is back there filming a fucking porn movie in our studio. And right when I walk in this one dude is jerking his load in a closeup shot and his fricking cum is flying all over one of our sofas.
I lost it at that point and grabbed my photographer and said he had 5 minutes to get all this whole production out of my studio, which they then did.
Turned out my protographer was making some bucks on the side filming some scenes from porn movies after hours in there without us knowing about.
He ended up moving to Vegas after that, when I demanded a cut of all the money he made and he kept stalling on the payment.
