I see KingK's already cheating on me!
I'll rescind my agreeing to marry him for a green card and I'll give Sleazy love instead
But the same stipulations apply - You have to paint the interior of my house (it's very small and just a few walls are drywall), do yard work and be willing to live in a little log cabin in the middle of no where with me and the crazy pugs. And yes, you may bring your dog!
