HorseShit

(8:06:31 PM) saucygirl: is that your cock???
(8:06:39 PM) 240208: yes, are you intrigued
(8:06:49 PM) saucygirl: haha, it's HUGE
(8:07:00 PM) 240208: is that a bad thing
(8:07:03 PM) saucygirl: are you black?
(8:07:07 PM) saucygirl: NOOOOOO
(8:07:09 PM) 240208: milano
(8:07:19 PM) saucygirl: italian?
(8:07:25 PM) 240208: do you know what milano is
(8:07:34 PM) saucygirl: I'm sorry no
(8:07:42 PM) 240208: black/white combo
(8:07:48 PM) 240208: like an Oreo cookie
(8:07:51 PM) saucygirl: Oh mulatto
(8:08:00 PM) 240208: I don't know how to spell it I guess
(8:08:05 PM) 240208: I just know my cock is huge
(8:08:07 PM) saucygirl: okay no problem
(8:08:09 PM) 240208: how tight is your box
(8:08:14 PM) saucygirl: VERY
(8:08:14 PM) 240208: could you accomidate it
(8:08:28 PM) saucygirl: I don't know
(8:08:34 PM) 240208: well what the fuck
(8:08:42 PM) 240208: I'll make you bleed I guess
(8:09:01 PM) saucygirl: I knew a guy once with a coke can wide dick
(8:09:11 PM) 240208: I'm that wide
(8:09:17 PM) 240208: do you want it or not
(8:09:33 PM) 240208: you write me 100, 250 word blog posts and I'll stick my cock right up your shitter
(8:09:38 PM) saucygirl: I can't have it I was just admiring it if you don't mind
(8:09:46 PM) saucygirl: hahahaha
(8:09:49 PM) 240208: why cant you have it
(8:09:54 PM) 240208: you fucking girls are all chicken
(8:10:01 PM) 240208: when it comes to putting your asshole with your mouth is
(8:10:03 PM) 240208: chicken out
(8:10:09 PM) saucygirl: Nah, not chicken, I got a man
(8:10:27 PM) 240208: yeah im sure he's got a fucking wine bottle cock too huh
(8:10:35 PM) saucygirl: besides even if I did want a side o that sausage you probably live five thousand miles away
(8:10:51 PM) 240208: there's planes and I'm rich so wtf is your excuse
(8:11:10 PM) saucygirl: No he's got a happy medium which actually hits my G-spot like a mofo
(8:11:31 PM) saucygirl: so you must have the ladies throwing themselves at you
(8:11:35 PM) 240208: a happy medium that must be like Fletch XXX with a big cock instead
(8:11:40 PM) saucygirl: with that monster
(8:11:49 PM) 240208: all the time, the fucking club girls jump on me when they see my bulge
(8:11:58 PM) saucygirl: wowee
(8:12:04 PM) saucygirl: how old are you?
(8:12:08 PM) 240208: 25
(8:12:21 PM) saucygirl: oh you sweet young thang
(8:12:22 PM) 240208: bitch I'm amazing
(8:12:31 PM) saucygirl: I'll bet