Man Charged With DUI On Bar Stool
http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/worl...950131-ap.html
Police in Ohio say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 2009, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Police say Kile Wygle, 28 was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. (AP/Newark (Ohio) Police Department)
I haven't decided what to call this guy yet. If he wins his case maybe he's a genius. :D