No wonder giys now don't know what to think when presented with a pair of all-natural big tits. Those things wouldn't sag unless you poked 'em with an ice-pick and let out all the saline.
Give me soft, squooshy, natural boobies any day. I can't even imagine what horror a handful of that chick's tits would feel like. Hey, I'm a chick and a sensualist...I'd prefer a handful of soft, human-feeling tits over a rock-hard fake pair that look nice. Yay for all-natural lesbian boobies!
Damn, I'm so fucking stoned. Remember kids, never combine codeine on top of cold medicine, it will fuck you up like I am right now...
Edited because the He-who-shall-not-be-named filter didn't like my posting the word ice-pick without a fucking hyphen in it...