Originally Posted by wtfent

My days are over, it just punched me in the face last night. I had 3 jack on the rocks and two beers, did not feel too drunk but I would have totally failed a breathalyzer. Anyways at about 12:30 AM a cop pulls me and this girl I was following home over and pretty much called us both out, said you guys look drunk as shit, said he loves to party also but he isn't a cheap ass or dumbass and uses a taxi, he then let us both go with a warning.

3:30 AM that night and three more beers later I was driving back home and totally ran a yellow light that turned red right in the intersection, the same fuckin cop snuck out of nowhere and followed me a mile to my house, pulled next to my car and said, you are just asking for a DUI buddy and shook his head in amazement and took off.

Fuck fuck fuck, I have been doing this since I was 16 and never got a DUI, I consider yesterday my lucky fuckin day. I am never EVER driving while I have been drinking ever again.

So many people drive drunk as fuck and dont even think twice about it.