Proof of Love (this is GREAT!)
proof of love experiment:
1- lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car
2- await exactly one hour. failure to do so will render this experiment null.
3- open trunk.
4- one of your test subjects will be happy to see you... enough proof of love.
for some reason my husband wasn't the one trying to lick my face when I opened the trunk. Now I wonder if he really loves me.
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