Stephen: thank you for your reply, and completely accept your apology on behalf of your designer. I appreciate having it acknowledged. I know it's not a "big deal" in the grand sense of life, but I don't think any webmaster likes the idea of their stuff being used in any way as a mockup of a kiddie porn site.
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Big ups to my homeboy JD Obenberger of xxxlaw.net for talking with me about the issue. If I ever needed a lawyer to help me out of a genuine clusterfuck, he'd be my man.
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To pretty much everyone else on this thread: If I were the sort of person who based my self-worth on external validation by strangers of my physical appearance, I would be more swayed by the fact that the market has shown that I am attractive enough to make a good living off charging people to look at photographs of me.
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To Jane: Seriously, you think I'm a cunt and you hate me, but you are fascinated enough by me to follow me on Twitter until I blocked you? I remember when you got your panties in a bind at me because I was disrespecting poor wittle Sarah Palin's trashy family on Twitter. Please, if you think I'm such a loser/asshole, ignore me. The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. I could care less about you, but you've obviously got a lot of passion and interest in me. Creepy.
And I fuckin' love the porn industry and regularly go to bat for it outside of "industry" circles. It's asshats and scammers and spammers and those who ride coattails that I hate. Hence, why I made fun of all the obvious suitcase pimps at conventions. I'm so deeply sorry if it offends you that I mocked suitcase pimps on Twitter. Are you married to one or something? Actually, never mind, don't answer that, I don't care.