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jmcb420 · 03-20-2009, 08:44 AM

I just got this one via e-mail, I hope its not to ignorant. I hate to admit I laughed my ass off, but...........

Hitler commands the SS leader to build him a machine that kills as many jews as possible as fast as possible. The day comes and the SS leader brings Hitler to see the machine. After a brief overview of the machine, Hitler askes to see it in action.
The SS leader gives the command to his troops and they march 3,000 jews through the door of the machine. When its filled, the door is closed and a button is pressed. A light comes on inside for just a second then goes out. The door swings open to reveal the machine is empty, the Jews are gone.
"Amazing!!!!!!" Hitler declares, "Lets see that again!"
So once again, the SS leader gives the command to his troops and they march 3,000 jews through the door of the machine, plus one Itialian. The door is closed and the button is pressed. the light comes on inside for just a second then goes out. The door swings open to reveal the machine is empty once again.
"Wow.......just wow" says Hitler "Thats amazing...........I just have one question: What was the Itialian guy for?"
The SS commander simply said: "The machine works better if you grease it every 6,000 Jews."

03-20-2009, 08:44 AM
jmcb420 So Fucking Drunk Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,155	I just got this one via e-mail, I hope its not to ignorant. I hate to admit I laughed my ass off, but........... Hitler commands the SS leader to build him a machine that kills as many jews as possible as fast as possible. The day comes and the SS leader brings Hitler to see the machine. After a brief overview of the machine, Hitler askes to see it in action. The SS leader gives the command to his troops and they march 3,000 jews through the door of the machine. When its filled, the door is closed and a button is pressed. A light comes on inside for just a second then goes out. The door swings open to reveal the machine is empty, the Jews are gone. "Amazing!!!!!!" Hitler declares, "Lets see that again!" So once again, the SS leader gives the command to his troops and they march 3,000 jews through the door of the machine, plus one Itialian. The door is closed and the button is pressed. the light comes on inside for just a second then goes out. The door swings open to reveal the machine is empty once again. "Wow.......just wow" says Hitler "Thats amazing...........I just have one question: What was the Itialian guy for?" The SS commander simply said: "The machine works better if you grease it every 6,000 Jews." __________________ I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents. Last edited by jmcb420; 03-20-2009 at 08:45 AM..