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jmcb420 · 03-19-2009, 05:08 PM

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.
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A guy stuck on an island is rescued by a fishing vessel due to return home in a few months. After he gets some rest and a good meal the captian shows him around the ship and gives him a job to fill his time. After a week the guy is super horny, so he asks the captian what they do when they need a release.
"I'm glad you asked, mate" the captian said, "Look over there at that barrel. Any time you need a good release, just stick your dick in the hole in the side."
So the guy goes over, sticks his cock in and within minutes, cums. He goes back to the captian and thanks him for the information.
"No problem matey," The captian said, "Use the barrel anytime you need, except of course, on Thursday"
"Why thursday?" The guy asked
"Thursday................" The captian replied, "is your day to be in the barrel."

03-19-2009, 05:08 PM
jmcb420 So Fucking Drunk Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,155	hehehe.... ______________________ Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair. _____________________ A guy stuck on an island is rescued by a fishing vessel due to return home in a few months. After he gets some rest and a good meal the captian shows him around the ship and gives him a job to fill his time. After a week the guy is super horny, so he asks the captian what they do when they need a release. "I'm glad you asked, mate" the captian said, "Look over there at that barrel. Any time you need a good release, just stick your dick in the hole in the side." So the guy goes over, sticks his cock in and within minutes, cums. He goes back to the captian and thanks him for the information. "No problem matey," The captian said, "Use the barrel anytime you need, except of course, on Thursday" "Why thursday?" The guy asked "Thursday................" The captian replied, "is your day to be in the barrel." __________________ I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.