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Old 03-19-2009, 04:50 PM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by pornguy View Post
Ha those were good.
So time for some more.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Slap her.

What do you do if your washing machine breaks down?
Slap her to.
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